Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.