Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting