Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Team Rocket Jokes More Team Rocket Jokes

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!