Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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Go on, have a blast.
I heard everybody had a blast.
He blasts off:
Because they've just had a big launch.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
To have a Blast!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
To look more like their mom.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
They didn't czech his papers.
Gotta go fast!
IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Go for a disk drive.
To Mecca Bingo.
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Let me hear something different.
A shotgun