Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Sonic Jokes More Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.