Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK