Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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Coffee Mug
He wanted cold cuts.
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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
2scooby4doo
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
A bus full of rednecks
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
The Philadelphia Beagles!
He blasts off:
To have a Blast!
That's grounds for divorce!"
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Practicing
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
He had him newt-ered.
A Flat Minor
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
LET ME GO TINY DANCER