What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.