What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf