What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.