What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."