What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"