What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.