What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."