What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.