How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?