How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)