How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)