A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
A lightbulb.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Sumday
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Quack the case! I'll show myself out.
