How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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