How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims