How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope