How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox