How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans