What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.