What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops