What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.