What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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He was resisting a rest

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What is it son?

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Put him in your back yard.

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with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.