What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!