What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them