What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next