4 if you have a dog.
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Brian Setzer
Shoot him again.
Because they take a fence to that.
The
Put it in the back yard.
A: A fence.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Liberace
Molest them
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Put him in your back yard.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Hang one in the front!
I reckon that fence is around a yard."
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Their Injun died on them!
A Scotland Yard.
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
A Han Solo performance.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
They know their knots.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
He put it in a conviction-oven.
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
the NBA
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
he was two-tired...
To break on through to the other side.
