Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.