How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%