How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%