How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001