The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
Ever since I was a puppy!
Tired.
Krillex.
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
Because it scares the dog.
It scares their dogs too much
A: When it's french fried.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
When they're astronauty.
They are always full of seed.
Pulled Pork
The leash goes slack...
When the leash goes slack.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)