How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

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Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)