How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone