What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.