Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.