Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Curious United

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