What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway