What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird