What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway