What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.