What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'