What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!