What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.