What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.