What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Previous Random Joke Next
Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping