What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting