What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.