What tick likes to run?

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.