Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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They're both the master race!

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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Petrified wood.

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He fell out of the tree.

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A receding hare line.

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Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.