Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.