Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.