How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.