How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD