How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.