How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.