A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
One. This one. The rest are all true.
A water sprinkler.