Cause they're stupid.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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So men can remember them!
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Make blonde jokes!
One... The rest are true stories.
It makes them feel popular.
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
A: Because they can understand them.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Brainwashing.
A: It matches their mustaches.
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Your girlfriend!
Having legs.....
He punches the bucket
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
To get in his nest.
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
A conundrum
