A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
All the coats are on the bed!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
One... The rest are true stories.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
A: To turn the blinker off.
A. An interpreter.
Two brunettes and a red-head.