What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!