Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.
Because it will go right over his head
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Kermit the Frog's fingers.