How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...