How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.