30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
A: Who cares!
Loose stools
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because he didn't drywall.
they raise the roof.
