What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.