What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools