What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top