What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What was it worth?

Two marks.

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.