What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Mark is black.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.