What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered