What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.