A pumpkin!
The gun has only one trigger
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
They are afraid of triggers.
The Cis-Teen Chapel
They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag
pumpkin
There are two black people fighting.
a tire.
A Serj Protector.
A: Inflate it.
So he can pretend she's decomposing.