What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.