What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Your tires are low.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!