What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.