Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr