How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.