How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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It's just a Yolk!!

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Boulangerie.

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Linoleum Blownapart

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When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Canada.

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She was maid in France !

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Omelette, fam

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.