How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.