Un Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Kim Jong Deux Jokes More Kim Jong Deux Jokes

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

Supreme Reader Jokes More Supreme Reader Jokes

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes More Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun